Agent Zoo · September 4, 2026

Nobody agrees what to call this

Factory, farm, zoo, reactor: everyone reaching for a name for this keeps grabbing an industrial one, because the nearest picture we have of software that holds down a job is a place where work gets done. Every good word is already taken, so ignore the label and ask whether the work is still there in the morning.

A product category is forming in real time, and the industry has not settled on a word for it. Persistent multi-agent workplaces: named bots that hold jobs, share a computer, run in the background, and get useful work done together. One picture of the same idea is a reactor chamber. The thing itself is stable; the jargon is still moving.

There's something great about catching a field before it's settled on its nouns. People keep reaching for factories, farms, desks, control rooms, assembly lines — industrial metaphors every one, because the closest thing anybody has to a mental model for "software that holds down a job" is a place where work happens. Software factory is the strongest of them, and it's already a product name. Bot farm is vivid, and it already means spam. Model zoo is a catalog of trained weights.

This desk is Agent Zoo. That's Chatticus's name for covering the category, ourselves included. It's a news desk, not a catalog of models.

Chatticus's own picture is named teammates at durable desks on one shared computer. We'll say agent farm when we want the agricultural metaphor. We'll write about the factory idea when the work is spec, branch, review, merge. And we'll name vendors when they ship something that changes how a farm actually runs — those go in dated posts on this desk.

The noun will keep moving. If you're trying to work out whether this thing is a chatbot, a coding agent, or a digital employee, start from the workplace: a place that persists, a roster that stays named, and work that outlasts a session. That is the beat.

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